- Didn’t tell my parents I’d be hanging at the temple for about 3 days. Mom and Dad just found me. Wow, Mom looks mad.
- Totally freaked out my disciples with that miracle. Wish you could have seen the look on Peter’s face. Priceless!
- Just pulled the boat up at a cemetery. A screaming naked demon possessed guy came running up. Apostles are refusing to get out of the boat.
- Just sent a bunch of demons into a heard of pigs. I call it swine flu.
- Sleep evaded us all last night. Andrew snores like a three-humped camel with asthma.
- The Pharisees are mad at me again. Honestly, is there ANYTHING I can do on the Sabbath without getting into trouble?
- Just changed water to wine for the wedding feast. Let’s see the preachers try to explain this one in 2000 years.
- Poor misguided Pharisees, when will they ever catch on?
What can you add?