Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

Here’s a list of a few items that people said was their worst Christmas gift ever…

10. SELF IMPROVEMENT GIFTS – Nothing says, “I love you” like giving your wife a thigh-master, exercise video or diet book. Even if the package is adorned with multiple bows, it is impossible to give a gift of this class without offending the receiver. A gift or hint of this nature is as subtle as a battering ram and you’ll be sleeping on the couch.

9. HOMEMADE CLOTHING – A no-brainer. Remember Ralphie’s pink bunny suit in ”The Christmas Story”? It’s safe to say even if your hand-sewn creations are incredible delights, made with love, they will still hate it. So it’s probably best to keep the homemade sweaters and things like this to yourself.

8. PADDED TOILET SEAT – What were you thinking?

7. PUZZLES – A good puzzle can be a great way to get the family together. However, be wary of giving a puzzle to anyone between the ages of 15 to 25. This age group sees the concept of working on a puzzle akin to watching grass grow.

6. SAUSAGE SAMPLE PACK – Sausage is best in small quantities. Very few people really, truly have a need for 10 different kinds of sausage at any one time.

5. CANNED HAM – I didn’t even know this stuff still existed.

4. A ROSIE O’DONNELL sings your favorite Christmas songs CD … there’s a regifter for you!

3. UNDERWEAR – Women typically choose boxer shorts with overly cute designs for men. And men typically choose something too risqué — your average woman wouldn’t wear them in a million years.

2. USED CLOTHING – One lady said, “The Christmas after my 92-year-old grandmother, Bess, passed away, I received from my grandfather a used nightgown with Bess’s name written on the label! The ultimate in “re-gifting”!

1. FRUITCAKE – There is no Christmas gift more vilified, more dreaded, and more prolific than the Fruitcake. It has been said that there is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

So, what can you add to this list? Click the “Comments” button and let me know!

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Mommysmart says:

    Almost too horrible to believe, but this is true. My friend once received a cow skull from her inlaws (fresh from the pasture with still a cobweb on it). Even worse, they live out of state and she had to pay to ship it home.

  2. Trey says:

    Monica, That would be a gross Christmas gift…funny but gross.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I once got a little antique miniature statue of a bird…im not sure what i would want with that.

    -Cheese

  4. Trey says:

    Made me laugh Taylor … Not to many 17 year old boys would even know what to do with that!

  5. grandmaspal says:

    That is funny! true but very funny!

  6. Tucker says:

    One time I got hand made used underwear for Christmas. When I had to go to the bathroom, there was no need to remove them as I sat down on my padded toilet seat to do a puzzle while listening to Rosie Odonnell sing and doing a 1000 count puzzle and after eating a nice pre-Christmas meal of canned ham, sausage on two fresh slices of fruitcake. Trey, you are really living when you get these great presents. Thanks for helping me see the great value in these top 10 Christmas gifts!!!!

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  • good list. Don't forget Nickelback, OJ, ISIS and beer-throwing Blue Jay fans.
  • He was pretty tough to listen to as well.
  • As crazy as it might sound, Chris Collinsworth just might be worse to listen to than the song Christmas Shoes.
  • Please remember that some Christmas music is incredibly offensive to people with grandmothers who actually were run over by reindeer.
  • Unfortunately, not a great night for "bobcats." :)

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