Today I’m letting Jeff Foxworthy blog for me. Husbands, pay attention … this stuff could SAVE YOUR LIFE…
10. Do I look like my mother?
9. How old do you think I look?
8. What are you thinking right now?
7. Do you think she’s pretty?
6. Do you think I’m worth it?
5. How do you feel about our folks moving in with us?
4. Whose cooking do you like better, mine or your mothers?
3. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
2. Do you remember what today is?
1. Do you think these pants make my butt look fat?