THINGS YOU DON’T SAY TO YOUR WIFE

I laughed and laughed. Absolutely hilarious!

I know you’re going to have a hard time believing this, but I’ve said a few things to my wife that have put me in the dog house. One recent thing … Ew, you’re not going to wear those shoes are you?” Not smart!

Click Here for a few other funny things that’ll get you in trouble.

Just curious, since confession is good for the soul, is there anything you ever said to your spouse that you shouldn’t have?

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Stoogelover says:

    Hilarious! Those are just a few of the things you don’t say to your wife. This still isn’t as good as you sending the spicy text message to your son’s friend!!

  2. Gallagher says:

    I am tears! I have heard this guy before and he is great!

  3. Anonymous says:

    that was hilarious, i really liked the line about i’m going hunting on your birthday. that was the best. i really needed that laugh today. dina

  4. Dusty Rush says:

    Crystal was really mad at me for something I had done. We were having a “discussion” about it when, for some reason, I felt the need to say, “And if given the opportunity, I’d do it again!” Not good!

  5. Zach Detwiler says:

    NOTE: Expectant dads – If you wife is having a C-section and when the Dr.s start the procedure and the smell hits you. Don’t say – “Man, it smells like they are branding cattle in here” – Wife responds… Am I the cow?

    Not smart – Thank goodness the baby took priority and I was placed on the back burner 😉

  6. doug young says:

    Greatness!

  7. DJG says:

    Once when we were playing tennis together I said “I can’t cover the whole court”…….not good!!

    I stick my foot in it a lot more than he does….

  8. Philip Murphy says:

    good stuff as always. my song would have to be a symphony or anthology… it wouldn’t fit into a 1:56 Green Day tune.

  9. Cecelia Tanner says:

    WOW,Trey.My ex told me almost everyone of those you listed.He wasn’t and isn’t very nice to me.
    I told him one time that he stunk and smelled like butthole.Because he did.I couldn’t stand the smell anymore.That didn’t go over very well at all.Oh well I say.I’d tell him again.

  10. Kyle Parker says:

    We were on a trip to see some very good friends of mine at the first church I worked for. We were to go out for dinner that night and I was to preach the next day. Remember, this is the booming metropolis of Groesbeck, Texas. A very very nice place to live, but nothing is open after 6:00 PM. As I was unloading our luggage from our car I said “you had hang up clothes?” I brought mine, but hers were still hanging in our bedroom. Thanfully, we found clothes for her in a mad rush through Dillard’s in College Station, but I’m afraid I’ll never live those words down.

  11. Odgie says:

    Once, when describing how my wife’s personality contrasts with mine, I said, “She’s like Piglet and i’m like Eeyore.” What I meant was that she was pleasant and cheerful where I tended to be moody and pessimistic. But she didn’t hear anything after “She’s like Pig…”

  12. Scott says:

    Nothing immediately springs to mind, but having been married 13 years I’m sure I’ve had my share. That was an awesome song!

  13. Kevin says:

    I guess I was having a bad day and was tired of the question “Am I looking heavier these days?” and reply “Yes… it does look like you’ve gained a lot of weight”.

    STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!

    :)

  14. Tom says:

    That was a hoot! Thanks for sharing. I hopped over here after reading a comment on BuildingCamelot. Glad to have found my way over.

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Trey Morgan Here are my thoughts about marriage, family, raising children, humor, faith and the life God intended for us all. I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.

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