“Stand Back and Watch the Magic Happen”

My favorite body wash and shampoos are those that are the cheapest. Yes, I’ll admit, I’m cheap when it comes to shampoos and such. I don’t need expensive name brands when the cheap stuff works just as well. This week when I ran out of body wash, I asked Lea to pick some up for me when she went to the store. Instead of coming home with a generic, she bought Dial’s Magnetic body wash, not because she had a coupon for it or because it was cheap, but because she said it smelled good.

When I went to put my new body wash in the shower, I began to read the bottle. Here are some of the claims this body wash made that I don’t think Lea noticed …

  • “Pheromone infused.”
  • “Attracts women.”
  • “Attraction enhancing.”

And then on the back it says, “After using, stand back and watch the magic happen.”

All this from a BODYWASH. Sheesh, this stuff needs a NC-17 age rating to keep teenage boys from getting their hands on it. Folks, I’m all for a little magic, but I’m just a little concerned about using this body wash. I’m a little worried about, “Is it safe to use this stuff and then go out in public?” I’m telling you, I sure don’t mind flaunting this pheromone infused body wash around the house for Lea, but I’m a little concerned about public reaction. I’m not sure how some 80 year old women will respond to this “attraction enhanced” stuff. I’m sure you see my dilemma? And all from a body wash. Things were so much simpler back in the days of a using a bar of green soap. I don’t need this kind of stress.

After much thought and deliberation, I’ve decided to go for it. Yip, I’m using it. If Lea likes it … it’ll be TOTALLY worth it. I just hope she can control herself while people are around.   :)

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Erika Cox says:

    I always like the smell of the plain green soap. Reminds me of my daddy. :)

  2. Diana Sutton says:

    She said she liked the way it smelled, Trey. Go for it!

  3. Jeff Slater says:

    Irish Spring soap (12 bars for $3) and Suave shampoo for men ($1.50). That’s all I need.

  4. jel says:

    trey, does the word “guppy” come to mind here? 😉

  5. sandi says:

    That is funny! You made me smile!

  6. Wendy says:

    eeeek. How many chemicals must it have? And your skin absorbs them… get some olive oil or coconut oil soap – much healthier.

  7. Angie Cox says:

    Use whatever help you can get after 40!

  8. Su says:

    I’m a bit concerned that it tells you to “stand back”… you’re kind of stuck to you, right? Perhaps it causes an out-of-body experience. Or maybe you’ll just hover above the ground a bit?

  9. Greg England says:

    Funny! If you shower just on Saturdays as any self-respecting southerner would do, it should last you a while.

  10. YuVonna says:

    Your consideration of 80 year old women shoud be very serious. Dial Magnect ?? Could be chancy for a minister to extend himself that far.

  11. Gary Mabry says:

    Trey
    As I always tell my AP Chemistry Class- It’s Chemistry That Makes Things Happen! Seems to me, that you and Lea Have the “Real Chemistry” that really Makes Things Happen ! But , Cheap is good, but then again could you ask Lea to find out if there’s a Dial for Women- And let the Magic Happen. Ha. I’m trying to sharpen my magic skills along with my Chemistry! Ah? That’s so romantic!

  12. Linda Green says:

    I’ll be waiting to hear the “rest of the story”.

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