JUST GOOGLE IT

When someone is looking for information, I regularly hear the phrase, “Just Google it.” That means search for it on the internet. When people search Google, Yahoo or MSN and are sent to my blog (or any other site), it’s called a referral. I love looking at “referrals” on my sitemeter. Some people search for crazy things. Just this weekend I’ve had some interesting referrals. Here are a few crazy things people typed this week and ended up on my blog…

“Do men paint their fingernails?” – Only if this happens.
“How can I know if my wife is mad at me?” – Your bed will look like this.

“What are my husband’s needs?”Here you go.
“Do men wear hairspray?” – Only if it’s this kind.
“How to put someone to sleep?”Here try these.

“My wife threw up. What do I do?” – Hey, be a man and go take care of her.

“What do I do with unsigned letters of criticism?” – Throw them in the trash!

“10 Things that will make your wife happy REAL fast.” – Dude, what did you do?

“I don’t like church.” Neither does this kid.

“What are my wife’s needs?”Try these.

“A good birthday gift for Brian.” – I’m not sure who Brian is, but the Brian I know could use a new razor!

“Preachers who spank.” – What? Sick people out there. Maybe they’re talking about stepping-on-toes during the sermon.

“Where can I find Dusty Rush?” – Sadly Dusty isn’t blogging anymore. But I’m curious, Dusty … what have you done?

“How long to fast from the King James Bible?” – Oh how I laughed at this one. I’m sure what they meant was “what does it say in the KJV about fasting”, but I couldn’t help think to myself … “I’d fast a LONG time from the KJV.” All you KJV lovers out there don’t get mad. I’m only kidding.

“Top 10 heckling moments.”This would have to be one of them.

  • For those of you who have a webpage, what are some strange referrals you’ve seen on your site?

Subscribe / Share

Article by Trey Morgan

I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
9 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Scott says:

    "sunflower seeds and manhood"
    "What good is a tattoo behind my ear?"
    "women and slave piercings"

  2. Amanda Sanders says:

    I get so many hits on my blog looking for Dusty Rush, that I have been thinking of changing my blog's name to :Yeah, I Know Dusty Rush" just to drive more traffic my way.

  3. Stoogelover says:

    Can't say that I've ever received a strange referral, but I enjoyed yours!

  4. Maggie Beth says:

    I think people just 'stumble' on to my blog – I don't think Google has anything to do with it……but I do remember the most powerful Google search I did,

    Blog Christian Dad Girls

    Google is cool. God is cool.

    COMBINED there is not much they can't do!! God can rock some Google!

  5. tmarty says:

    Love your sleep remedy! This post needs to go on your 10 ten list. Great post! Just the pick me up one needs on a Monday.

  6. Coffee With Marty says:

    What program do you use to tell? I've never heard of actually seeing what referred you to the page, but I'm sure it would be interesting!

    I enjoyed reading yours :)

  7. TREY MORGAN says:

    tmarty – pretty good sleep remedy.

    Marty – sitemeter.com is a good one.

  8. Anna Renee says:

    I look at my referrals and feel guilty sometimes because it seems that people are searching for one thing and are led to my blog that is not quite covering what they're looking for. It's very interesting.

  9. Brian says:

    hey,, how did you know I had my winter beard, have I put up some fotos?

About Me

Trey Morgan Here are my thoughts about marriage, family, raising children, humor, faith and the life God intended for us all. I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.

Get The TreyMorgan.net App

To get the TreyMorgan.net app on your iPhone, iPad or iTouch

Subscribe

In an RSS Reader:


Or By Email:




Powered by FeedBlitz

Feed the Dump People

Archives

Follow Me On Twitter

Trey Morgan
@TreyMorgan
Husband, father and cancer survivor & Senior Minister for the Childress Church of Christ. Tweets about life, marriage, Texas Rangers and randomness.
  • good list. Don't forget Nickelback, OJ, ISIS and beer-throwing Blue Jay fans.
  • He was pretty tough to listen to as well.
  • As crazy as it might sound, Chris Collinsworth just might be worse to listen to than the song Christmas Shoes.
  • Please remember that some Christmas music is incredibly offensive to people with grandmothers who actually were run over by reindeer.
  • Unfortunately, not a great night for "bobcats." :)

Grab a Honduras Blog Button

Trey Morgan

My Web Host