"GIVE ME 3 GOOD REASONS I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH"

A wife came back into the bedroom only to find her husband STILL in bed on a Sunday morning. “Honey,” she said, “You’ve got to get up. You’re going to be late for church.”

Pulling the covers up over his head, he grumbled, “I’m not going to church this morning.”
“Yes, you ARE,” his wife shot back.
“NO, I’M NOT,” the husband said.
“Give me three reasons why you’re not going to church this morning,” she said in her serious voice.
After a long pause he replied, “Okay. First, I don’t like anyone at that church. Second, no one likes me. And third, they’re always saying bad things about me there.” Then he added, “You give ME three good reasons I SHOULD go.”
She fired back, “Number 1, it sets a good example to the children. Number 2, it makes God happy. Number 3, YOU’RE THE PREACHER!”
:)

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. L.C.T. says:

    Haha very funny :)

  2. Andre Nunes says:

    That was funny.

  3. Ashley says:

    I hope this isn't what you go through every Sunday Trey lol

  4. Janice Garrison says:

    Good one Medicine Man! You thought I would forget didn't you?

    The picture of that guy borders on a face "that only a mother could love." :)

  5. Anna Renee says:

    HA HA HA! Oh Lord, help us! I always wondered how the preacher of the church manages to be there every Sunday and all the other days! It by God's grace, I know.
    Im sure many days, they feel just like this fellow in the picture!

  6. TREY MORGAN says:

    Thankfully that isn't me on Sundays :)

  7. roadtripray says:

    I can honestly say I have never felt this way about going to church … well, at least not a worship service. Now there have been some meetings that I had to pray for strength just to show up for!

    Peace,
    Ray

  8. Lisa L says:

    LOL! I'd be surprised if I never heard that joke before (aren't I supposed to know all the good preacher jokes??), but ya still got me. :o)

  9. NB says:

    Good one Trey! :)

  10. Scott says:

    One of my FAVORITE all time attention getting preacher stories. Thanks for the laugh today.

  11. Jojo Agot says:

    crosswalk!

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