Pulling the covers up over his head, he grumbled, “I’m not going to church this morning.”
“Yes, you ARE,” his wife shot back.
“NO, I’M NOT,” the husband said.
“Give me three reasons why you’re not going to church this morning,” she said in her serious voice.
After a long pause he replied, “Okay. First, I don’t like anyone at that church. Second, no one likes me. And third, they’re always saying bad things about me there.” Then he added, “You give ME three good reasons I SHOULD go.”
She fired back, “Number 1, it sets a good example to the children. Number 2, it makes God happy. Number 3, YOU’RE THE PREACHER!”