FUNNY MOMENTS IN CHURCH

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Brian Nicklaus says:

    i received this in an email recently, hilarious stuff, now I will now where to find it when I need a laugh

    thanks

  2. Monalea says:

    Thanks, I needed a laugh today. I was feeling overwhelmed with life.

  3. Bobby Cohoon says:

    I needed a laugh…Thanks brother!

    Bobby

  4. lisa leichner says:

    I needed that laugh too!! Too much seriousness lately. Thanks!

  5. DJG says:

    Love the lady slapping the man’s hand….that was classic!

  6. TREY MORGAN says:

    I was ready for a laugh too. You can’t get too many church bloopers.

  7. Brian Nicklaus says:

    lisa,
    first you complain about the silliness, then you complain about the seriousness…make up your mind

    :)

  8. TREY MORGAN says:

    I believe Brian has a good point!

  9. Brian Nicklaus says:

    i just realized that I am picking on lisa on two separate blogs, simultaneously…..I’m not sorry or anything, just pointing that out.

  10. Gallagher says:

    Excellent. For some reason the gu fainting and falling off the stage put me into laughing tears…..should I repent?

    Great!

  11. Karen says:

    Wonderful… that’s a keeper.

  12. lisa leichner says:

    brian, you pick on me when i’m not even here to defend myself? good thing i checked this post today or i would have missed it. I myself am allowed to be serious or silly whenever i choose, but i don’t appreciate all the serious posts i had to read the last few days, which put me in a really bad mood.

    besides, i’m a female and it’s my prerogative, so quit your whining (bet you didn’t know how to spell that big P word).

    trey, if you take his side again i might have to come over & give you the choke hold of Jesus (Gallagher’s words — though if he is marked, maybe I shouldn’t be quoting him).

    Just kidding, of course!! Love you guys.

  13. Brian Nicklaus says:

    “prerogative” isn’t so hard, there is no ei/ei combo to throw me off.

  14. Bob Bliss says:

    Trey, what a hoot! I loved the priest trying to retrieve the host from the young lady’s cleavage. I also like the infant boy sending up a stream following his dip.

    Back in the mid 80s a family gave their son a watch with the Star Wars theme. During the Lord’s Supper it went off, full blast. I’ve yet to explain to our visitors that day that we really don’t believe in instrumental music during worship.

  15. TREY MORGAN says:

    Great story, Bob. I just hope it was the Star Wars victory theme song and not the Star Wars “death march.”

    ha

  16. lisa leichner says:

    Okay, what does it say that my favorites were my Dad’s favorites? Weird. Maybe I’ve spent too much time with the guy or something. 😛

  17. Bob Bliss says:

    Lisa, you know what they say about great minds!

    Trey, it was the victory theme at the end of Episode #4 (or Episode #1 – depending on whether you take them in real chronological order or book chronological order).

  18. TREY MORGAN says:

    We need to do a post on “funny things we’ve seen in church.” I have a friend on a 5th Sunday singing night that told me, that a man who was not all there, suprised everyone and got up and lead a song. The song? “Take me out to the ballgame.”

  19. Bob Bliss says:

    Trey,
    In the mid 80s we had a lady we baptized that was in Greystone State Mental Hospital. She had killed her step father. She was diagnosed as schizophrenic and received the sentence not guilty by reason of insanity. Anyway, she had privileges and we brought her to church regularly. One day in the auditorium adult Bible class we were studying 1Corinthians 8, eating meat sacrificed to idols. We were struggling to find appropriate applications when she raised her hand. She preceded to ask how this passage might apply to a certain sexual act done with the mouth, only she used the exact words. A wife of one of our elders and I were the ones who regularly studied with her. We couldn’t look at each other all day long without cracking up. You can’t make stuff like this up!

  20. TREY MORGAN says:

    You’re right Bob … you can’t make that up. Too funny.

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Trey Morgan Here are my thoughts about marriage, family, raising children, humor, faith and the life God intended for us all. I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.

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