CRAZY COUNTRY SONGS I’D LIKE TO WRITE FOR LEA

I’ve never been a big fan of country music, but I do enjoy their song titles. Here are some actual country music titles…

1. Her teeth was stained, but her heart was pure.
2. Get your tongue outta my mouth, cause I’m kissing you good-bye.
3. You’re the reason our kids are SO ugly.
4. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure miss him.

Here are some country songs I’d like to write and sing to Lea …

1. Nobody is look’n, so scoot over here and let’s snuggle on the church pew.
2. She thinks my preaching is sexy!
3. You’re so pretty, I even like to look at you in the dark.
4. Honey, please don’t let your negligee turn into a flannel nightgown. (a sad song)
5. You must be a park’n ticket, because you got FINE written all over you.
6. Wake me up when there’s a wreck (A NASCAR Ballad).
7. Jesus, take the wheel, ’cause there’s an ANGRY deacon on my tail.
8. If you leave me, please don’t take my NIV.
9. If a fat man puts you in a bag one night, it’s okay, I told Santa I wanted you for Xmas.
10. I hope you have a library card, cause I am sure checking you out.

There were a couple more I thought of, but chose not to include. I didn’t want my new CD to get the dreaded “adult content rating.”

I know what you’re thinking … “Trey sure is a romantic, and Lea’s a lucky girl to have him.” LOL

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Article by Trey Morgan

I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 23 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1138 articles by Trey Morgan

1. Soren says:

   September 5, 2009 at 11:55 am

   Those are great Trey! I'm sure Lea will enjoy them.
2. Anonymous says:

   September 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm

   Trey you are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
   Francis
3. jel says:

   September 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm

   there ya go again making fun of some good music!
4. jel says:

   September 5, 2009 at 12:27 pm

   Hey Trey, got a comment for ya over on my "jelspeaks" blog!
5. Anonymous says:

   September 5, 2009 at 1:10 pm

   trey you just made my day!
   -katie paden
6. Karen says:

   September 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm

   Those are awesome. I bet you and Ray Stevens could collaborate on a few!
7. wisemanb says:

   September 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm

   I got TWO comments, as a matter of fact…

   1) Lea must have a good heart for the infirmed because some of those lines are lame!

   2) There's an app for that!
8. Amanda Sanders says:

   September 5, 2009 at 3:41 pm

   Trey this is the best post you have ever put out. I am serious! This gets the Red Hot Momma stamp of approval.
9. vanilla says:

   September 6, 2009 at 8:11 am

   Yup. Just what I was thinkin'.
10. NB says:

    September 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    
11. Stoogelover says:

    September 7, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    That wasn't exactly what I was thinking, but close. When are you going to post the lyrics to each song?
12. NB says:

    September 8, 2009 at 1:25 am

    You are going to podcast yourself singing these tunes, aren't you?
13. Jesterhawk says:

    September 8, 2009 at 11:24 am

    I love this post especially the "She thinks my preaching sexy!!"
14. cwinwc says:

    September 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    From Doug Stone's 70's hit that I would hear every Saturday night at the local 1/4 mile racetrack:

    "So take a letter Lea,
    address it to my life,
    Say I can wait to get home,
    I don't need a new wife."
15. Janice Garrison says:

    September 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I should have read this when you posted it, now I'm laughing so hard; and it hurts because I pulled a muscle in my back this morning.

    You have a great sens of humor and that's better than American Express.

    and umm….I got the part about the flannel nightgown, yep, I'm remembering Amanda's blog.