Dad: Are you completely ready for school?
Cooper: Yes, Dad.
Dad: Cooper, did you brush your teeth?
Cooper: Sure, I think so?
Dad: (noticing the word “think” in his sentence.) Cooper, did you brush your teeth?
Cooper: I think I did it real early this morning before you got up.
Dad: Cooper, do I need to go and check your toothbrush to see if it’s wet?
Cooper (frustrated and speaking with a little “tone” now): Dad, I hate brushing my teeth. It’s such a waste of my life.
Dad: Coop, you’re only 6 years old. You still have a lot of life to waste. Go brush your teeth and waste some of your life.
Cooper (head down): Yes, Dad.
- What are some things your kids say that make you laugh?