CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE MANURE

I loved this quote … 

“Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.”


I discovered this little jewel of a quote on my friend, David’s blog.

My suggestion for today?  Go spread yourself out today and help people grow! :)

Do you have a quote that particularly tickles your funny-bone?

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Wes Hazel says:

    I found my sermon for next Sunday!

  2. westcoastwitness.com says:

    Well, manure being used as fertilizer WAS God’s idea.

    Maybe He WAS/IS trying to tell us something …

  3. Doug Young says:

    LOL

  4. cwinwc says:

    Can’t think of one but thanks for the “poop” on this one. :)

  5. chriscrossing says:

    I just got this one in an email the other day and I liked it. It could be broadened to include the opposite sex.

    “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, ‘oh crap, she’s up!'”

  6. TREY MORGAN says:

    Chriscrossing … loved it!

  7. Mark says:

    “If you see light at the end of the tunnel its usually an oncoming train!”

    Considered by some to be pessimistic, but after a “men’s busines meeting” you know it’s realistic! :)

  8. Janice Garrison says:

    “You can’t pray for a crop failure after sowing wild oats”.

  9. Christiaan says:

    Trying to find out who said this quote. Does anyone know?

    Here is something that I saw on a T-shirt: " Live a life in which the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral"

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