I loved this quote …
“Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.”
I discovered this little jewel of a quote on my friend, David’s blog.
My suggestion for today? Go spread yourself out today and help people grow!
Do you have a quote that particularly tickles your funny-bone?









I found my sermon for next Sunday!
Well, manure being used as fertilizer WAS God’s idea.
Maybe He WAS/IS trying to tell us something …
LOL
Can’t think of one but thanks for the “poop” on this one.
I just got this one in an email the other day and I liked it. It could be broadened to include the opposite sex.
“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, ‘oh crap, she’s up!’”
Chriscrossing … loved it!
“If you see light at the end of the tunnel its usually an oncoming train!”
Considered by some to be pessimistic, but after a “men’s busines meeting” you know it’s realistic!
“You can’t pray for a crop failure after sowing wild oats”.
Trying to find out who said this quote. Does anyone know?
Here is something that I saw on a T-shirt: " Live a life in which the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral"