Sometimes Nice Guys Finish First

I was just trying to book a hotel room, and the cost was a bit more than I was expecting. So I asked the nice lady … ME:  “Is that your best rate?”  HER: “Sorry, it really is … unless you qualify for a discount.” ME: “Really … how do I qualify for a discount?”  […]

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10 Stupid Lessons I’ve Learned In Life

You can’t iron your shirt while it’s still on your body without burning yourself. Took me twice to learn this one. Never have a cup of hot coffee between your legs when you’re being rude to your mother. God will see your error, cause you to spill your coffee and punish you with what I […]

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13 Stupid Things That A Husband Should NEVER Do

Sometimes talking with our wives can be like navigating through a field loaded with dangerous landmines. Just one miscalculation or wrong answer and you can land in the doghouse. So on a Monday when you could use a little humor, here are 13 things you should never say or do to your wife or girlfriend. […]

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CHURCH JARGON FOR NEWBIES

It’s Monday … and I need a little humor.  Those who grew up going to church know all the special “church lingo” that goes along with going to church. But can you imagine what it’d be like for a seeker or new Christian to attend a worship service and hear a lot of terms and […]

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Men, When it Comes to Your Marriage … Don’t Be Bob!

(I have no clue where this came from … but it sure made me laugh …) Bob’s Last Letter: It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they […]

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Adam & Eve had the PERFECT Marriage

No way around it, I think that Adam and Eve probably had the perfect marriage. Here are a few reasons why … Eve never had to hear Adam talk about how good his mom cooked. Eve never questioned Adam’s faithfulness by asking, “Are you sure there’s no one else?” Eve wasn’t lying when she told Adam […]

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Top 10 Questions a Husband Should NEVER Answer

Today I’m letting Jeff Foxworthy blog for me. Husbands, pay attention … this stuff could SAVE YOUR LIFE… 10. Do I look like my mother? 9. How old do you think I look? 8. What are you thinking right now? 7. Do you think she’s pretty? 6. Do you think I’m worth it? 5. How […]

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Dangerous Random Thoughts …

Here are a few random things roaming around in my mind this morning… 11 months out of the year, I don’t lock the doors on my pickup when I’m at church. Reason? After church this Sunday morning someone had left a loaf of fresh bread sitting in my seat. YES!  FYI: I do lock my […]

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Deer Hunting & Raccoon Urine

Went on my first deer hunting trip this morning with my buddy Randy Allen. We saw an amazing sunrise and some beautiful deer. I really enjoyed the trip …. well, most of it. Everything was cool except when Randy felt the need to cover our scent by whipping out a bottle of raccoon urine, and spraying the […]

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“Stand Back and Watch the Magic Happen”

My favorite body wash and shampoos are those that are the cheapest. Yes, I’ll admit, I’m cheap when it comes to shampoos and such. I don’t need expensive name brands when the cheap stuff works just as well. This week when I ran out of body wash, I asked Lea to pick some up for […]

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The Educational Fart Lecture

I debated whether or not to include this on my blog or not … BUT it is MY blog and I love being the father of four boys. So I couldn’t pass it up. Communication with your children is essential, even about the little things in life. Whether it’s face to face or by text […]

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Women have Chosen “This Guy” as the Perfect Man?

What man wouldn’t want to be the “perfect man?” Every year, for the past 50 years, women have voted in Redbook magazine on who they think is the perfect man for each decade. Past winners by decades include… John Wayne – 60’s Alan Alda – 70’s Sylvester Stallone – 80’s Nicholas Cage – 90’s Johnny Depp […]

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Signs I’m Getting Old

I can’t believe I have a son who will be 21 in a few months. I’m not old enough to have a son that old. With this new forty-something age I’ve become, I’ve noticed a few changes in my life that I’m not sure I like. It seems that just overnight I’ve become “older.” How […]

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A Funny Love Story

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,”What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches”. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the […]

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MARIO KART & THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

I love playing Mario Kart on the Wii, but I have a problem, I can’t seem to ever beat my 14 year old son. Yes, I know that 14 year olds are in their video-game-prime, but I don’t like losing to him EVERY TIME! I thought about grounding him for winning, but Lea quickly nixed […]

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"GRILLED MEATLOAF? WHO ORDERS GRILLED MEATLOAF?"

Last night Lea and I went to Amarillo with four other couples to catch a nice dinner and a play. We ate at Logan’s Steakhouse, and I thought I’d eat healthy, so I ordered the grilled fish. Lea ordered the grilled meatloaf. It didn’t take me long to question her ordering skills (or lack thereof), […]

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"GIVE ME 3 GOOD REASONS I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH"

A wife came back into the bedroom only to find her husband STILL in bed on a Sunday morning. “Honey,” she said, “You’ve got to get up. You’re going to be late for church.” Pulling the covers up over his head, he grumbled, “I’m not going to church this morning.” “Yes, you ARE,” his wife […]

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JUST GOOGLE IT

When someone is looking for information, I regularly hear the phrase, “Just Google it.” That means search for it on the internet. When people search Google, Yahoo or MSN and are sent to my blog (or any other site), it’s called a referral. I love looking at “referrals” on my sitemeter. Some people search for […]

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BAD GIFT IDEAS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

(Amanda Sanders is one of my favorite bloggers. She is a “must read” on my daily list. I asked her to guest post on my blog and she didn’t disappoint. Enjoy this little piece and make sure you put her blog on your “must read” list.) Valentine’s Day is perhaps the trickiest holiday for most […]

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I JUST LOOKED OUT MY FRONT WINDOW AND CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW…

That was sure a BIG ice storm that came through here. I hope they like fish-sticks! I hope you’re staying warm today.

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10 BAD CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MEN

With some of you starting your Christmas shopping early this year, I thought I’d help you out on some of your “man gifts.” Men are pretty easy to buy for, but at the same time, nothing is easier that screwing up a gift for the dad, husband or man in your life. Trust me, here […]

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WARNING: NEVER BE AFFECTIONATE WITH YOUR WIFE AT A FUNERAL

It was about an hour before the funeral was supposed to start, and the room was packed with the family. I was doing the service for the family, but Lea was there to visit some friends that were part of the family that she hadn’t seen in a long time. We walked around visiting in […]

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WE NEED SOME CHURCH POTLUCK RULES

I love church potlucks, but someone needs to lay down some official “potluck rules.” I think there have been times in the past that I’ve jeopardized my soul by lying during church potlucks. How do you lie at church potlucks you ask? When women look at my plate and ask, “Why didn’t you get any […]

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AND THE SORRY HUSBAND AWARD GOES TO…

All four of these guys are real winners (I mean losers) …

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CRAZY COUNTRY SONGS I’D LIKE TO WRITE FOR LEA

I’ve never been a big fan of country music, but I do enjoy their song titles. Here are some actual country music titles… Her teeth was stained, but her heart was pure. Get your tongue outta my mouth, cause I’m kissing you good-bye. You’re the reason our kids are SO ugly. My wife ran off […]

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PREACHER PARKING

Somehow, I couldn’t talk my elders into buying one of these signs at our last business meeting

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I HATE EATING CROW

There will always be things in your life that you regret, both things you say and things you do. There are also those really bad times when karma reaches out and bites you in the rear-end. Those are lifelong lessons you never forget. I was to be the speaker for one of the largest youth […]

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THE DIRTY JOKE

I love a good joke, and when I heard “this” one, I knew I had a keeper. Preachers are always looking for good stories and jokes, and I had just added a great one to my arsenal. I immediately shared it with Lea. I was surprised that she didn’t find the joke all that funny, […]

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WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

A family had asked if I’d go by and see their grandfather who was in the hospital.  The one thing they called my attention to was the fact that he was very hard of hearing.  “Most of the time,” they said, “you have to get right up in his face and yell.  It’s the only […]

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NO MORE KIDS FOR US

I’m a little sad today. I’ve got 4 boys and always thought it would be great to have a 5th. That was until I read this morning that “Every 5th child born in this world is Chinese!” I guess that means we’re done with kids … I can’t even SPEAK Chinese! (Comment of the Day: […]

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THE EXCITING LIFE OF A MINISTER

You may be thinking that my life as a minister is pretty dull, but I have to tell you, you’re way off on that thought. It can be a roller-coaster thrill ride at times. It’s the little things that take place every day that make it exciting. Here’s an example… A while back, I went […]

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EMBARRASSING MOMENT

Just a little advice for you today… If you’re going to send your wife a spicy text message on her cell phone, make sure to double check that you’re actually sending it to your wife and not one of your son’s high school buddies. Sorry Cozy! Lea has grounded me from texting for a week!

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10 MORE THINGS I WISH MY WIFE WOULD WHISPER IN MY EAR…

Lea and I ran across a post I did a couple of years ago called, “Ten things I wish Lea would whisper in my ear.” After laughing at it, I thought it needed updating to a 2008 version. So here’s the latest 10 things I wish my wife would lean over and whisper in my […]

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REAL FUNNY, BUDDY

I don’t mind poking fun at myself, but David, I don’t need your help. Not sure how he made this, but I did laugh!

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WHAT IF NOAH BLOGGED and DAVID TWITTERED

The Whittenburg blog has a hilarious post on what Noah’s blog might have looked like. You can read them all by clicking here, but here are a few of my favorites. Day 1 – Rain. Day 2 – Rain. Day 3 – Rain. Day 4 – Rain. Day 20 – I hesitate to write this […]

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Trey Morgan Here are my thoughts about marriage, family, raising children, humor, faith and the life God intended for us all. I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.

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