BUY HIM A MANLY VALENTINE GIFT

Your man doesn’t want a teddy bear or a girly gift this Valentine’s Day. Get him something manly!

Two good ones that I think they missed were “new tires smell” and “diesel.” Those would be excellent manly smells. I loved the “grilling out.” It’s probably best for Lea that I haven’t found a perfume for her called “grilling out.” That’d be heavenly.

I hope you weren’t offended by the crudeness of the video, but I like anything that’s manly. Thanks to my good friend Matt for turning me on to this video.

So what are you getting your sweetie for Valentine’s Day?

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Read 1182 articles by
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  1. DCMBA says:

    That’s great!

    I keep telling my wife I am going to get rich by creating a new line of perfume for women. Forget pheromones, what about perfume that smelled like Chicken Fried Steak, Bar-B-Que, or Brisket?

    Maybe Steak on one wrist and Baked Potato on the other. Not that would get my attention!

  2. TREY MORGAN says:

    Amen, brother!

  3. Monalea says:

    Hee Hee Hee Hee, I love it. Why didn’t you post this last week so I could have ordered it. Poor Daryl is getting girl stuff.

    Monalea

  4. Greg says:

    Hilarious!! Have you ever sniffed the inside of a spanish made flamenco guitar? That would be a great candle … or so I’ve heard!

  5. Haley says:

    Some friends of mine actually had a candle that was leather scented. It was Brad’s favorite but his wife couldn’t stand the smell. He brings it up every time she lights the candles!

  6. preacherman says:

    My wife is making me seafood alfrado tonight! Lots of shrimp…. Yes, I did by mints! :-)

    I hope everyone has a wonderful Valentines Day!!

  7. Larissa says:

    lol…that was hillarious!!!

  8. Wade says:

    Ooooo – I hope they have Toe Jam!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Gun Oil! They forgot Gun Oil, When Neva has been cleaning her magnum it drives me wild! Nothing says love like hopes #9

    Mr Neva

  10. Dwight says:

    I was going to righteously say “Leather-bound Bible” but really my favorite is “Woman.” That really gets my attention!

  11. Anonymous says:

    This is a bit late but I have to say this Valentine bought me a great big box of soft kleenex because I have had this yuck for about a decade. I had a young grandson who once saved up his reading points to get me a pink bear with red trim that say’s I love you over and over. He was my friend and my partner and still is.
    Some Valentines can’t be measured. And no I didn’t like some of the words in the blog, you knew I wouldn’t but it was pretty funny.gmj

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