No way around it, I think that Adam and Eve probably had the perfect marriage. Here are a few reasons why … 
- Eve never had to hear Adam talk about how good his mom cooked.
- Eve never questioned Adam’s faithfulness by asking, “Are you sure there’s no one else?”
- Eve wasn’t lying when she told Adam that he was the best looking man in the whole world.
- Adam never went off fishing with his buddies.
- Adam never had to hear about all the men Eve could have married.
- Eve didn’t need to clothes shop.
- Adam never had to answer the age old question that gets all men in trouble, “Honey, do I look fat in this fig leaf?”
- Adam didn’t have to pay for a different pair of shoes for every outfit Eve owned.
- Adam never had to hear Eve say, “You know those fig leaves don’t match, don’t you?”
Can you think of any other reasons that Adam and Eve had a perfect marriage?
I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 23 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.
Eve never had to do the laundry.
They never had to worry about their in-laws.
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Good question. My first thought too – neither one had in-laws. I have great in-laws by the way. I try to be a good mother-in-law by her thoughtful, godly example.
They lived in a garden home (though I’m not sure it was low maintenance).
They had a great Neighbor who would walk by in the cool of the day.
They did not have joint or separate checking accounts.
No arguments over who had or hadn’t taken the garbage out or why Adam left the toilet seat up or why Eve left it down.
Actually … after thinking about it, there were no toilet seats. ha
Money was not an issue. Neither was keeping up with the Jones’.
Amen to that one.
no TEL~MARKETS!
Jel … I like those guys, they provide me entertainment.
that’s just cause you like to talk,
where I don’t
Unlike some men today, Adam could honestly say
“I have (number) children that I know of.”
No school loans to pay off!
Adam didn’t have to pay for his rib surgery with added interest to an insurance company.
No noisy, obnoxious neighbors.
They had perfect kids…oh wait, sorry!
Excellent. I hate school loans.
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