A Funny Love Story

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,”What did you steal?”

She replied: “A can of peaches”.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, “6”.

The judge then said, “I will give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

“What is it?” the Judge said.

The husband said “She also stole a can of peas.”

(Saw this a couple of days ago and laughed hard).

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Trey Morgan tagged this post with: , Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Trey says:

    Awesome!! That is great.

  2. Jim Tuttle says:

    How many peas are there in a can??? She might be doing hard time! So funny!

  3. Greg England says:

    Used that in a sermon once, but it’s still a funny story! One of those timeless ones …

  4. Jojo Agot says:

    funny, haha. i thought it was a tearjerker.

  5. Donny Vaughn says:

    Enjoyed that !!

  6. Brenda says:

    Hahahaha!!!! I laughed so hard!!!!That is something my dear beloved sweet precious loving husband would say!!!! LOL!Gotta love a man like that! 😉

  7. Karin says:

    The man in the pic really looks like one of those curmudgeons on Sesame Street! Totally funny story!

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Trey Morgan Here are my thoughts about marriage, family, raising children, humor, faith and the life God intended for us all. I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast.

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