10 Things Women Will NEVER Understand About Men

Men love being men, but sometimes the very things that make us unique are the things that women understand the least.  Come to think of it, there are probably LOTS of things that men do that don’t make sense to women. Things like these things ….

  1. Men just can’t stop and ask for directions.
  2. Men are obsessed with the TV remote control.
  3. Men have no desire to start their Christmas shopping until December 24th.
  4. Men can remember the score of a baseball game played ten years ago but will struggle to remember their own anniversary.
  5. Men can settle all serious arguments with a quick game of rock, paper, scissors.
  6. Men HATE to chit-chat on the phone.
  7. Men hate to wrap presents.
  8. Men can watch the movie Gladiator over 1000 times without getting tired of it.
  9. Under no circumstances do men EVER want to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics on television.
  10. Men only cry when their team wins the big game or a heroic dog dies saving his master from death.

Girls, you may not understand us … and we may think our way is better than yours, so it’s probably a good idea to remind us occasionally what Solomon said in Proverbs 14:12 … “There is a way which seems right unto a man, but in the end it leads to death” (Proverbs 14:12).

Smile and have a great day.

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Trey Morgan tagged this post with: Read 1182 articles by
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  1. James says:

    Good list. I differ slightly on #4. I honestly couldn’t care less about a 10 year old baseball game, but I have other similar stats in my head, like the horsepower rating of a ’68 Plymouth, or which WWII fighter would be better in a dogfight. And I still don’t like the Steelers because of Super Bowl X (I was five).

  2. Gilbert Kerrigan says:

    OK, this may take me off the “man list” but being lost frustrates me way more than having to stop and ask for directions. I am always willing to stop and ask if I need to. The idea that I might be going further and further in the opposite direction I should be going bothers me too much not to stop and ask.

  3. Kela says:

    Really good list! My husband likes to ask directions when we’re not in a hurry. He sees that as a time to strike up conversations w/complete strangers!
    He chit chats on the phone more than me (I hardly EVER talk on the phone).
    Mine likes to wrap gifts….slight perfectionist.

    But yeah, he remembers his scores, Iron Man would be his movie of choice to watch 1000 times, and he’s totally there for the 24th of December. So, I guess he has to help wrap those gifts! ha!

  4. preacherman says:

    This is great! LOL Love it. Chuck Norris photo too. :-)

  5. L.C.C. says:

    Haha, brilliant.

    Can Lea write a ’10 things men will NEVER understand about women’ post? :) 😉

    • Trey Morgan says:

      That’s a great thought. I will drop the hint and see what she says. If I was writing one about, “10 Things I totally understand about women,” it’d look like this …


  6. Lura says:

    I like you list and my man gets a check mark on most of them. Except for #2, he doesn’t know where I hide it…..:-)

  7. Chris Lynch says:

    #6 fits me to a T.

  8. Franklin Wood says:

    One thing my wife shakes her head at…
    Men bond with their sons by wrestling.

  9. Erika says:

    You haven’t met my son who always starts shopping early. He already has and always remembers what people want. He sisters “hate him” for this ability. #6 you haven’t met my older brother who never shuts up on the phone. He has been over talking on it since we were little and a cell phone is worse. Whats bad is he talks so much on the phone his kids have to call him to talk lol…

  10. Jenny says:

    If #5 is true, then why are there wars?

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