10 Things That Are Guaranteed to Happen Today on Thanksgiving

Much like a David Letterman’s Top 10 List … here are 10 things I can guarantee that will happen with our family Thanksgiving Day…

10. We’ll have WAY too much food.

9. Uncle Allen will tell at least 5 of the corniest one-liner jokes you’ve ever heard in your life.

8. Everyone will gather around to watch the Dallas Cowboys play football.

7. At least 3 times, one of my kids will ask, “When are we going to eat, Dad?”

6. Lea will be stressed out just a bit because she’ll want everything to be just perfect.

5. We’ll miss Taylor.

4. At least 3 times Cooper will say, “Dad, I’m bored.”

3. There will be LOTS of people packed into the Keeney’s big house.

2. Thanksgiving dinner will happen 2 hours after whatever time we have scheduled to eat.

1. We’ll be very thankful.

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I am a Christian husband and father, who moonlights as the minister for the church of Christ in Childress, Texas. My wife Lea and I have been married for 25 years. We are doing our best to raise our 4 boys, who are all growing up way too fast. Trey Morgan tagged this post with: Read 1182 articles by
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  1. Cressie says:

    This is so true about eating later!

  2. jel says:

    today was a very good day!

    but for one thing!
    your #8 😕

    I would say Lea did a great job !

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  • good list. Don't forget Nickelback, OJ, ISIS and beer-throwing Blue Jay fans.
  • He was pretty tough to listen to as well.
  • As crazy as it might sound, Chris Collinsworth just might be worse to listen to than the song Christmas Shoes.
  • Please remember that some Christmas music is incredibly offensive to people with grandmothers who actually were run over by reindeer.
  • Unfortunately, not a great night for "bobcats." :)

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