- You can get cleaned up, dressed and be gone in under 20 minutes.
- You can go to the restroom without 15 of your friends.
- When you dress, you only have to pick between two pair of shoes.
- Taking a shower only involves a bar of green deodorant soap.
- If you show up to a social event wearing the same shirt as another man … that’s cool!
- You never have to read an instruction manual.
- You’re never lost.
- When it comes to accessorizing with your clothes, you have only two choices: brown belt or black belt.
- All phone conversations are under 1 minute.
- You only need one small bag for a week long trip.
I can’t help but think of the verse from Proverbs, “There is a way that seems right unto a man, but the end …”
Can you think of any others?