1. Honey, I think we’re lost. Is it okay if I stop up here and ask for directions?

2. Do these khakis make me look fat?

3. Would it be alright if we just cuddled tonight?

4. I recorded Oprah today, want to watch it now?

5. I’m tired of always running the TV remote, would you do it for a while?

6. Would it be okay if I traded my pickup truck in on a mini-van?

7. Would it be alright if we didn’t watch Monday Night Football tonight? Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is on.

8. Do you want to go to the mall and help me shop for some pants?

9. I’m not sure those shoes cost enough, should you look for some that are a little more expensive?

10. That Josh Groban really moves me, do you want to go see him in concert?
Can you think of any other questions you’d never expect a man to ask?

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  1. Stoogelover says:

    Reminds me of the song on Kellie Pickler’s first CD, “Things You’ll Never Hear a Man Say.”

    This steak’s too thick.
    This beer’s too cold.
    I’d rather be at work this weekend.
    Why did Brad Pitt change his hair?
    Honey, I’ll change that nasty diaper.

  2. Scott says:

    Trey, What about a list of ten things a REAL man would say.
    1. Honey, I love you.
    2. God has been great to me.
    3. Let me take care of the dishes, laundry, house cleaning . . for you
    4. I cry when I think of what Jesus did for me.
    5. We are gathering with the church on Sunday, Wednesday.
    6. No, I don’t want to go to get drinks after work, I have a wife and kids at home who need me
    7. Sure, I through ball with you, son. You are more important than this game (race) on TV.
    8. Can I help you with your homework?
    9. Everybody in the den, it’s time for our family devotional!
    10. “Dear, God, help me bring my family closer to each other and especially closer to you.”

  3. TREY MORGAN says:

    Awesome Scott … Great minds think a like. :) You’re helping me out on my next top 10 list on that very topic!

    But did you have to include #7 and the race 😉

  4. Scott says:

    I almost saved mine for tomorrows Morning Drive . . My still use it.

  5. Scott says:

    my number 7 should say, “Sure son, I will throw ball with you . . .”

  6. Katy says:

    I will never hear my husband say:

    I just need a good cry.

    I want to know how you’re feeling.

    A vegetarian meal once a week is a great idea.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I will NEVER, EVER hear Jeff say, “I’m kinda feeling romantic!” He doesn’t even know what that means. (but I sill love him)

  8. TREY MORGAN says:

    You guys are GREAT. I honestly think the comments are better than the post. :) Funny stuff.

  9. Lana says:

    My husband would never say…..

    Do I have to go play golf today?

    Do I have to sit in the deer blind and wait for a deer to shoot?

    I’m going to turn down every fence job I get from now on and just work on our house!!

  10. Anonymous says:

    How about:
    Which room needs dusting now?
    Let’s have a down deep feelings talk.
    You look as beautiful as the day we married – 30 + years ago.
    Oh, did I upset you? I’m so sorry.
    I wouldn’t never do that on purpose.

  11. The Detwilers says:

    One thing Zach won't EVER say is…

    "Honey – I'm going to skip my run in the morning with the guys & fix you breakfast in bed"

    (but honestly I love that he gets to go run with you – it makes his day soo much better!!)

  12. Searching says:

    Could you add some more to my Honey do list? I don’t think there is enough on it.

    Can we watch High School Musical again?

  13. karin says:

    These were fun!

  14. jamie riley says:

    When my wife and I are out to eat with other couples, you will never hear one of the husbands say…

    I need to go to the bathroom, anyone else wanna to go with me?

  15. Genusfrog says:

    1. Honey, can you help me pick up some pads on your grocery run?

    2. Did you just knock me up?

    3. If you don’t eat the broccoli then were are you gonna get fiber, (and don’t say fruits, I’m talking about complex fibers)?

  16. Jenn says:

    Is it okay to say I am really kind of glad my hubby would never say those things??? :0)

  17. freetolive says:

    “Let’s stay up all night and talk about our feelings.”

    “I just want to sit here and look you in the eyes for ever.”

    “I need share. Work was rough. Grab the tissues.”

    “I want to talk about my issues with Mom.”

    “Here is what I had in mind for tonight- You, Me and the Pottery Barn catalog.”

  18. Stoogelover says:

    That song by Kellie Pickler is actually “Things That Never Cross a Man’s Mind” if it really matters at all.

  19. kim says:

    my husband would never say, “can we get this floral comforter for our room?”

    “i don’t want to go to the movies on our date. do you want to go shopping together instead?”

    “which pair of diamond earrings would you like to buy?”

    “i saw this steam mop on tv. it’s amazing! can we get one?”

    “can you mow the lawn for me honey? i am just not feeling it.”

  20. cwinwc says:

    “Can we watch “Steel Magnolias” again?”

  21. Terry says:

    Could we watch “Dancing with the Stars” instead of “24” tonight?

  22. Jen says:

    Can I give the kids a bath tonight?
    Do you need me to do a load of laundry?
    Can I skip hunting season this year?

  23. Su says:

    Three things NO man in my life would say:
    1. Does this outfit match? (In fact, I think most men don’t say “outfit”.)
    2. I got the shower dirty, so I just went ahead and cleaned it.
    3. Let’s stop at the next rest area so I can get out and stretch my legs a bit– it’ll only set us back a few minutes.

  24. a cowgirl at heart says:

    My husband would never ask:

    -Can we stay home this weekend and do yard work?

    -Would you mind if I stayed home today and just watched musicals all day with you?

    -Can we go to the beach instead of the slopes this year?

    -Can we get really dressed up and go to a nice restaurant, spend a lot of money on dinner and order a really expensive bottle of wine we will only drink one glass from each?

    -Can I get a skinny, coffee latte, no whip?

    -Can I replace the fries with extra tomatoes?

  25. Gabrielle Eden says:

    Are my colors winter or summer, fall o
    r spring?

    Would you do my list:

    six names I go by, six beverages I drink, six things I ate today, six things I’m doing tomorrow?

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