10 MORE THINGS I WISH MY WIFE WOULD WHISPER IN MY EAR…

Lea and I ran across a post I did a couple of years ago called, “Ten things I wish Lea would whisper in my ear.” After laughing at it, I thought it needed updating to a 2008 version. So here’s the latest 10 things I wish my wife would lean over and whisper in my ear…

  • Honey, the house looks fine the way it is. I don’t ever want to paint or redecorate it again.

  • Nobody is looking, so scoot over and let’s snuggle on the church pew.
  • Want to go to Vegas and have our vows renewed by Elvis in a white wedding chapel?
  • Wanna snuggle on the couch and watch Sportscenter?
  • Derwienersnitzel sounds great. I’m not really crazy about the Olive Garden anyway.
  • I’m never going to buy another pair of shoes. Instead I’m saving my money so I can buy you a new John Deere lawn tractor.
  • I’ve got a great idea. Let’s put up the Christmas tree in October.
  • Can I post some more things on your blog?
  • I don’t care if it is on sale, I’m not buying any more clothes.
  • Aww, don’t stop for directions. I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

Actually #4 on this list is something Lea does say. Yes, I’m a lucky man. It kind of scares me thinking about asking her what she wishes I’d whisper in her ear (smile).

These are a few “sweet nothings” I’d like whispered in my ear by my wife. What is something you would like whispered in your ear by your significant other?

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  1. cwinwc says:

    Please, please, let me read Trey’s blog again. I hear he has a wonderful wife.

    Honey, I love to hear all of the squeaking basketball shoes during March Madness!

    Hey Stud, which one do you want to watch, ESPN, Discovery, History, or the Military Channel?

    Well of course you can play golf again.

  2. Matt says:

    Honey, would you like to go hang out with the fellas. Oh don’t worry I will watch the kids, and stay out as long as you like.

  3. Stoogelover says:

    Honey, why don’t you forget about the lawn and just go to Guitar Center and get that Taylor you’ve been wanting.

  4. That Girl says:

    Actually, I was the one wanting to go to Vegas… you probably know that the girl doesn’t always get her way.

    I wouldn’t mind hearing something about a housecleaner being hired.

  5. freetolive says:

    My Dream coment from my husband: “Let’s stay up all night…and talk about our feelings, Baby!”

    His Dream Comment from me:
    “Foreplay is so overrated!”

    * if you have to edit this comment, I understand! :)

  6. paradoxology says:

    I think I can guess what Lea wishes you’d whisper…

    Honey, you haven’t redecorated the house in ages. Don’t you want to go look at paint samples and fabric swatches for ideas?

    Everyone is looking or I’d have you snuggle up in the pew with me.

    Want to go to the Bahamas and renew our vows on the beach with all our friends and relatives?

    Wanna snuggle on the couch with a chick flick?

    Olive Garden sounds great. I never liked Weinerschitzel anyway.

    Here’s my super secret stash of cash I was saving for that John Deere tractor but I think you should go shoe shopping instead.

    I’ve got a great idea, let’s put up the tree Christmas Eve and take it down Christmas night.

    Would you mind if I deleted your blog so you could spend more time with me?

    So what if it’s not on sale, buy it You’ll look fabulous in it.

    You’re right, this looks wrong. I think I’ll stop for directions. Be right back.

    The killer is that most of us aren’t opposites of our spouses so those are at least half wrong!

  7. paradoxology says:

    Truthfully speaking, however, I can only think of one thing…

    “Let’s just leave the kids with Morgann and disappear this weekend.”

  8. Anonymous says:

    Well, if YOU think I’m upset I just might be. Let me check. I’ll get back to you…

  9. Anonymous says:

    * why don’t you drive – you’re a good driver

    * lines, schmines! that was a fine parking job

    * I have plenty of tools

    * why don’t you hold the remote tonight

    * I think the History Channel is boring, too

    * don’t worry, I know right where you left your keys

    * I think you need more shoes

    * will you pray with me

    Lisa Foreman

  10. Fillmycup says:

    Honey, home improvement and decorating is my top priority too.

    I just got a raise!

    I am taking the kids and giving you the house to yourself for one whole day.

    I arranged a date for us. The babysitter will be here in an hour.

  11. sonshine88 says:

    Well, Trey…I have wanted to comment many times, but have just spoken my feedback to you in person. I’m sure that I will continue to communicate with you in that way, but this is for you, Lea!

    Paradoxology, I don’t know who you are but I (in part) agree with your 3rd comment about going to the Bahamas to renew your vows on the beach. (Maybe with some friends but no family in my case, Ha Ha!) Thank you for your logical comment.

    Trey, get real!
    Lea, stay strong!

  12. TREY MORGAN says:

    Thanks for the comments. I laughed. Paradoxology … you know me too well. Grace88 I can’t believe you don’t think that’s romantic. :)

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